Apparently we missed the fake nipple craze last summer (image after the jump). Too bad—big, hard nipples would have completed our summer camp wardrobe of cut off jeans and dirty wife beaters so well. Luckily, just in time for spring, we can have a big hard cock in our shorts this year. Except it doesn't look so big or so hard.
Our only question is: can we wear both at the same time?
[cityrag: Who's a Big Boy?]