Um, so, are you done with Friday? What about Saturday and Sunday, any plans? If you can spare the rest of the week, go ahead and click on the link to Stuff White People Like. But it might be a good idea to bring some canned goods and a gas stove because once you get there you won't leave for a very long time. You will, however, learn so much about that wacky race of people we call "white."
Did you know they always to stand at concerts? And they really like coffee. What about assists? We know you've noticed how much white people love to pass. Finally, we've discovered why.
Go forth, seek the knowledge, but blame us when everything in your fridge rots and moss grows over the hood of your car.