According to The Sun, officials of the Church of England have written a "good sex guide" for their parishioners. The guide, titled Growing Together, explains that:
“Sex, far from being naughty, is something holy and wonderful and something to be celebrated. Like any other skill, it has to be learned. . . be each other’s teacher.”
And what specific skills do Church of England parishioners need learn exactly?
According to one of the guide's scenarios:
“Kevin and Mandy had been married 18 months and worried that they had not conceived a child. It turned out they had never had full intercourse.”
Right. Thanks to the Church for reminding people old enough to be married that pregnancy happens from penis-in-vagina. Although, we feel obligated to suggest that anyone who doesn't know that probably shouldn't be reproducing in the first place. Maybe the Church should stick to praying and trust the Internet with all that pesky sex education.