Hey, we've got a winner on that game that we invented yesterday: reader "jnelson1122," who correctly (and quite quickly) made the call and Named That Bush™! "jnelson1122," be sure and drop us a note at the tipline ([email protected]) with your contact info and we'll send you that vibrator just as soon as we're done with it. (We know -- we forgot to mention that the first time this post went up. Deepest apologies!)
So whose crotch have we all been contemplating for days on end?
Why, it's that E-chomping, B12-shooting disco queen and Rock Hall of Famer Madonna! Click here to see the whole 1979 photoshoot, which we seem to remember winding up in a Penthouse at some point.