One of the Baddest Mufuckas of All Time, Dr. Jack Kevorkian, is to run for Congress out of the state of Michigan. Tell us, Doc: how hard is it to pull a voting lever with a straitjacket on?
It may surprise some readers to learn there is a primary going on, what with all the Hookergate brouhaha. In other news (after the jump): the tide has turned against America and its allies in Afghanistan, according to Reuters. Barack Obama is the official winner in the states of Mississippi and Texas. Plus, just because we can't let it die, the best Spitzer jokes we've heard so far...
Jack Keorkian, on parole and without a medical license, is the next Congressman from Michigan... if people overlook his 130 murders (oh sorry, "assisted suicides." Sorry for not being politically incorrect.) He will try to get on the ballot in November as an independent.
Barack Obama not only won Mississippi last night, he was also declared the winner of the contest of the state of Texas, after including the caucus results. This would be a blow to Hillary('s momentum), except the media will ignore the story, for certain.
And the US is going to give Afghanistan back to the Russians if they wanted it so bad.
From About.com, a couple of lame Spitzer jokes to wrap up that story:
"Here's some great news, today they found the source of all global warming in America -- New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer's pants." --Jay Leno
"But here's the lesson, ladies and gentlemen, this is why I always wear a fake mustache and pay cash." --David Letterman
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