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When Re-Touchers Get a Little Magic Wand Happy We All Suffer, Especially Scanner Emily

Posted by Emily Farris

I swore I wasn't going to bring this up, but after stumbling upon Photoshop Disasters today, I, Scanner Emily, actually have my own little bone to pick with the photo re-touchers at Time Out New York magazine. I, somewhat embarrassingly, was talked into appearing in the magazine's "Date Our Friends" feature a few weeks back and they photoshopped out one of my nostrils. I got over it, proved to the world I did, in fact, have both of my nostrils and moved on. But in this week's follow-up piece, they photoshopped out something much, much more important...

...one of my boobs! And we all know I already feel inadequate in that department. Unfortunately, or fortunately, the article isn't available online yet, so unless you, like us, have about seventeen free gift subscriptions to Time Out, you won't get to see Scanner Emily in all her Cyclops boob glory. But here's the nostril shot. You'd think they could have Photoshopped out my back fat and left my nostril where it belonged!

[Photoshop Disasters via DidntYouHear]


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Brian Fairbanks said:

That doesn't look like you either!

Folks, the only real Emily Farris is the one on the sidebar, to your right and up.

That doesn't mean the ridiculous shot of Brian Fairbanks looks a damn thing like him, though...

March 12, 2008 6:13 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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about the blogger

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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