Ladies, next time you've had a few too many, call up Sean "Diddy" Combs. He'll pick you up, take you home, tuck you in...
..and give you a few asprin, like a true gentleman, of course.
OK, not really. But he is launching a car service for A-listers who are too drunk to drive themeslves home. We've always wondered why people like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton drive drunk when they can very obviously afford a cab or a ride in a climate-controlled Rolls-Royce stocked with even more booze, but most of the decisions those two make are far beyond our level of comprehension.
[UsWeekly: Diddy to Launch Car Service for Drunk Celebs]