And we're not easily disturbed. But they get far worse than strap-on man boobs and the baby Jesus butt plug.
We feel like the rubber fisting mitten and the dildo gas mask should come as a set. Sadly, they do not.
What, like you've never had foot sex?
We don't have a dick so we've never understood the fascination with just sticking it inside things. We know it feels good and all, but shouldn't there be some kind-of appeal to what you stick it in? And does sticking your dick inside a stand-alone, moustachioed rubber mouth have any appeal to anyone? Anyone? Is it like 70's gay porn theater sexy? Why not just draw a moustache on your fist?
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