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Reverend Jeremiah Wright: On Our To-Do List

Posted by Katie Halper

Can we get a witness! I don't know what Dusty Springfield was talking about when she said, "The only boy who could ever reach me/ was the son of a preacher man." We'll just take the Preacher Man!  Like him or not, Reverend Jeremiah Wright is one hot number. He's on fire! His motto is "Unashamedly Black and Unapologetically Christian" but what about unabashedly sexy? Whether he's buttoned down in his marine corps uniform, rocking a fro, or wearing his signature form fitting dashikis, the Reverend always looks good. He's not afraid to experiment, to push the limits, to make people  uncomfortable. Plus, he'll do it in a church, he'll do it at a rally, he'll do it in front of a video camera and then he'll sell the videos! And when Jeremiah starts, look out! There's no stopping him. The man has more stamina than most men dream of. He did six years in the military, then went to Howard University to complete his undergraduate studies and receive his first Master's Degree.  Then he got his second Master's Degree  from the University of Chicago Divinity School.  And then the Reverend got His Doctorate  from the United Theological Seminary, and then he topped off his four degrees with eight honorary doctorates. And the man has passion and knows how to make the spirit move you. By the time he's done, you'll be screaming Lord Have Mercy and Hallelujah.

 


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camipco said:

Scanner, you are an oasis of sanity.

March 18, 2008 9:02 PM

Chachina said:

good lord, he was really hot when he was young. i can't decide if the uniform or the robe that was sexier...

March 18, 2008 11:07 PM

nativeres said:

Wow.  It'd be pretty sweet if he and Obama made out.

March 19, 2008 1:04 AM

inciteful said:

Wasn't the Good Reverend just saying what everybody already knows about America?

March 19, 2008 10:12 AM

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