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Sloppy Seconds: Ashley Alexandra Dupre "Gone Wild?"

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Sounds like the plot to a terribly cheesy and possibly terrible romantic comedy, but a man in London spent $12,000 on an engagement ring for his girlfriend and hid it inside a helium balloon. We're sure you know what happens next. But the worst part is that the girlfriend is refusing to speak to him until he gets her a new ring. We're thinking she wasn't worth the $12,000. At least he was trying to be cute. 

At what point do you have too many children under the age of five? Because Angelina and Co. are beginning to look like they've jumped off the page of one our favorite children's books, "Make Way For Ducklings." And there's about to be another duckling. And there's never a nanny in sight. 

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The "G" word is still the number one insult in the U.K. That's so gay, guys.  

"Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis is fresh out of jail. And we warned you that he'd be after your boobies. He's already after Ashley Alexandra Dupre's. Oh, and her "story."


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About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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