We've been told we're "the MacGyver's of" many things: make-up, finding things to wipe with when the toilet paper runs out, rigging a variety of items that need to be structurally stabilized, and most importantly "the MacGyver of the kitchen" (though we're pretty sure someone called us the Mrs. MacGyver of the kitchen"). But never, ever, have we been called "The MacGyver of dildos." Maybe we're not fully exploring our potential.
Scenario: you work in a sex shop. A woman comes in looking for a dildo that:
a) holds up in the bath.
b) suctions to the tub floor (and stays there).
c) vibrates.
You don't have this particular item in stock, because it doesn't exist. So what do you do? You fucking slip a vibrating cock ring over the Stallion suction dildo.
Our hats are off to you. For we are not worthy.
[Babeland's Blog: Tales from the Floor: The MacGyvers of Dildos]