Hey! Did you know that the Coco De Mer is the "only true case of island gigantism among Seychelles flowering plants, aunique feature of Seychelles vegetation"? Also it's mature fruit (left) and male inflorescence (right) look a lot like the body parts your parents used when they made you. Here are Scanner, no one can say we don't pimp botany porn right alongside your more conventional porns.
Though, looking at plants and thinking about sex parts is a lot less creepy than this vibrator: