This, ladies and gentlemen, is the cover of Madonna's upcoming album, "Hard Candy." Well, part of it, anyway. We're a little perplexed by the title; it seems more appropriate for Miley Cyrus. And Madonna looks younger than us in this image, and she's twice our age. Maybe she's covering up her laugh lines with the black cloth? But wouldn't they have just Photoshopped them out? And does she even laugh? Ah, we're so confused! Mostly because we want to know if a fifty-year-old woman's inner thighs really look like that? Really?
So... we're going with eerily hot in a she-might-fall-apart-when-you-bang-her kind-of way. What say you, Scanner readers?
