Damn! You could take these toes coalmining. They're better suited to wrestling than red carpets. So, tell us, who on Earth has such busted feets? And, more importantly, what according to Toe Reading Online do the feet say about the woman?
The first toe, the Great Ether Toe on the left side represents how true a person has been to walking their Spiritual Path. It is obvious that this woman is being pushed off her Spiritual path and pulled away from her own Divine Center. The right Great Toe is all about how the person feels they are showing up in the world in regards to their career path.
Oh wow, these asshole toes are pulling her away from her own Divine Center. Know what happens when you are pushed off your Spiritual Path and separated from your Divine Center? (photo of the offensive footed one after the jump)
You end up a zombie "thetan" "auditing" your way across "The Bridge to Total Freedom" by marrying a closet case and giving birth to a baby alien.
Who knew corns and bunions had such spiritually disruptive powers. We're off to get our nails did.