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What Would You Rather? Kristen Davis Sex Tape vs. Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape

Posted by Emily Farris

Say you could get your hands on either Kristen Davis' or Lindsay Lohan's sex tape? Which would you rather watch with your loved one and a box of tissues?  At least there's still some mystery in the world, right?



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danrimage said:

Lohan by a long chalk.

PS: This IS  Hooksexup, right? Is it strictly necessary to blur out LiLo's tit in the above shot?

March 25, 2008 4:19 PM

M2Infinity said:

Why not both?  Then maybe we could find out who the f* Kristen Davis is, eh?

And in solidarity with danrimage, are you guys turning Japanese or what?

March 25, 2008 6:32 PM

claud said:

no question: kristin davis.  lohan actally looks older than kristin... (not that looking older is bad...)

March 25, 2008 8:28 PM

geek_sheik said:

Are you people high?  Lohan is a no-talent, chain-smoking, drunk, coked-up slut who has no hips and looks 30 years beyond her age.  Not to mention she'll be playing soccer with those floppy titties before she's 30.

That cleared up?

Kristen Davis is a classic beauty.  She's smart, healthy and politically involved.  Judging by the first 2 comments, you'd think Hooksexup wasn't for intelligent hedonists...

March 26, 2008 4:39 AM

danrimage said:

The question was 'Whose sex tape would you rather see?' not 'Whose smarter, healthier and more politcally involved?' or 'Who'll look better when they're old?'

I prefer curvy, freckly redheads with gruff, sexy voices to WAASPy ironing board brunettes any day of the week. Davis may be a 'classic beauty', but I bet it's a lot more fun to watch Lohan fuck.

But i think that like M2Infinity, i actually wouldn't mind a look at both.

March 26, 2008 5:22 AM

aludarie said:

Kristen Davis looks like she'd be smokin' hot in bed.. but I'd be tempted to say Lindsay just to see ifit could explain what all the fuss over her is about.

March 26, 2008 10:04 AM

danrimage said:

The question was 'whose sex tape would you rather watch?' not 'Whose smarter, healthier and more politically involved?'or 'who'll look better at 50?'.

Davis''classic beauty' leaves me totally cold. Lohan's curves, freckles, red hair and husky voice do it for me every time.

Sorry if that excludes me from the Intelligent Hedonists clique....

March 26, 2008 10:43 AM

bobb88 said:

It's not that hard to score with a skank like LiLo.  Classic beauties I've found very elusive, so they hold a certain fascination for me.

Also, I can see LiLo "achieving maximum density" as the saying goes.

March 26, 2008 11:28 AM

geek_sheik said:

Lohan's "curves"?  She has boy hips.  Yes, talented, healthy, smart & political is sexy.  Sorry you like the opposite!

March 26, 2008 11:36 AM

danrimage said:

Fine, if you want to know the truth, I'd much rather see Cynthia Nixon's sex tape(honestly).

Happy now?

March 26, 2008 5:31 PM

geek_sheik said:

Hahaha...  Actually, my sex tape wish list?

- Natalie Portman

- Paz Vega

- Elena Anaya

- Leonor Watling

- Amelia Warner

- Monica Bellucci

....the list goes on.

March 26, 2008 10:07 PM

cylon said:

LiLo's never done it for me. I just don't find her remotely attractive, physically or mentally. Kristen Davis is sexy to me in a smart, career woman-wearing-a-suit-and-power-pumps kind of way.

Sorry. I am just more attracted to women who don't say "like" every fifth word. There's no harm in that, just different strokes for different folks.

March 27, 2008 6:25 PM

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