If Miss Bimbo is a little too 2D for ya'll, meet Zoltan. He lives in his parents' basement and repairs video games at the arcade. He also teaches people how to build robot girl and boyfriends through his website Zoltan's Lab, Zoltan being an expert at building and loving robots. He created Alice, his robot wife, because, as he says:
Humans are so biological and messy...Plus, there's all the obvious problems with humans— AIDS, alimony etc— that I just wanted to avoid.
Zoltan labels himself a technosexual and, as we learn from this interview with Gizmodo, with help from Zoltan's Lab "you can have the first sex doll that can consent in English to what you are doing to it."
And what, exactly, is he doing to Alice?
According to Zoltan:
She does not like me to use any of her orifices except her vagina, even though i figured out a way to do that. We have sort of a holiday set-up. I have to follow her rules all year but we can get kinky on New Year's.
What a completely civilized and respectful use of a robot wife. These technosexuals really know how to treat an android. Your boyfriend could stand to learn a thing or two.