Contrary to popular belief, Johnny Depp and his penis will not be sporting Magnums for your visceral pleasure.
An early April Fool's Day prank, or just another shoddy bit of celebrity "news"? Either way, a spokeswoman for Johnny Depp says the many reports that the actor is considering a multi-million-dollar offer from Trojan to appear in an ad campaign for its Magnum-brand prophylactics are purest bogus.
"There is no truth to this," says the spokeswoman, Robin Baum. "He has not been approached."
While we would all like to think of Johnny Depp's enlarged penis encased in latex, it's not nice to make up stories that may exaggerate the size of his uh, workload. Plus, Johnny's fans probably already know about Trojans-- maybe somebody in the Jamie Lynn Spears-"The Hills" crowd would be more effective.
Wait—did we just seriously suggest the possibility of Spencer Pratt promoting condoms? (Shudder)
[Portfolio: Johnny Depp to Hawk Condoms? Um, No.]
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