Jessica Simpson was hospitalized last week to treat a minor kidney infection. Jess, how many times do we have to tell you you have to pee after sex?
Children collecting seashells on a Scottish seashore discovered a severed head in a sealed sack. Say that five times fast.
Since when is Elizabeth Banks a porn star?
Hey, nerds! Today is your one free pass per year to terrorize us cool kids.
Heather Mills will join the panel of celebrity judges for the upcoming Miss USA Pageant, continuing to promote the notion that if you're blond and thin, you can have whatever you want in this world.
Guy Ritchie, Bill Gates, and Eminem top GQ's list of pussy-whipped husbands. While some may think they're "emasculated, disempowered, henpecked," we like to think that they're supporting their wives. What say you?