This is a John Wayne nightlight. 'Nuf Said.
And after the jump, shit we don't ever want or need in our bedrooms...
Waking up to this stripper alarm clock seems scarier than the time we came to underneath the bar at Baby Doll's reaking of gin, dirty thongs, and lost dignity. Not a moment we're anxious to relive at 8.45 every morning.
(shit via Nerd Approved)