Although food is often pornographic, porn is rarely edible.
Photos of the infamous bacon bra are circulating on the net, but they originated on Brian Kusler's Flickr page. The below photo comes with the below introduction from one lucky birthday dude:
"I don't really know how the idea came up... at some point after too many tequilas and my friend talking about how to get more men interested in her, someone said, "wait, men love bacon and boobs, why not combine the two? that's a million dollar idea right there!"
This is so hot it could make Lindsay Lohan look desirable.
The most mouth-watering part of all this hubbub is the following comment, posted on the same Flickr page:
we totally deep fried the bacon and ate it later :)
What's that sound that Homer makes when his mouth is having a food-related orgasm? "Ahwhwahhhauhhhh."
Photo of Bacon & Boobs: Brian Kusler