Thanks to abstinence-only education, teens in Florida now know that all you need is one cupful of bleach to treat your AIDS. See how it works after the jump.
Nothing washes away your sins and gives you that fresh, white, clean , T cell abundant feeling, quite like Clorox. How does it work? I wasn't sure. I mean, I always assumed that the "cleaner with bleach" description meant that everything, including sex, was "cleaner with bleach." So I investigated and found the following scoop on the Clorox website:
Go ahead and let your kids be kids because you can trust Clorox® Regular-Bleach to help get rid of those tough kid stains like dirt, grass, and food messes AIDS better than detergent alone or condoms.
You may remember when Scanner Emily broke the abstinence-only doesn't work story right here, on this very blog!