Ever want to know the difference between skimming and actual reading? Well, here's what you might get if you skimmed a recent BBC article on Mayor of London Ken Livingstone:
Mayor of London Ken Livingstone has dismissed claims that he has five children by three different women.
... and here's what it actually says:
Subtle but crucial distinction, huh? Well, anyways, we'd wish Livingstone luck weathering the storm on this, but he doesn't seem to need it. Heck, he's already talking about winning this election and running for the next term. To which we say (yet again): screw you, Europe. We don't need you to feel shallow and sexually immature, you know.