Candi Spelling sympathized with Mommie Dearest. [Babble]
Someone translated Tom Cruise's crazy Scientologist video to German, then performed it. [MySpace]
Mischa Barton got three years probation for a DUI. [MTV]
Robert Van Winkle (a.k.a. Vanilla Ice) was arrested for domestic battery. [People]
Jessica Simpson decided to be super happy about little sister Ashlee's engagement to Pete Wentz. [US Weekly]
We briefly mistook Clay Aiken for Katie Couric. Sorry, Katie! [GabbyBabble]
Miley Cyrus went to the dentist. Some say veneers, we say bleaching. [OhNoTheyDidnt]
We, apparently, got really old. [Engadget]
CBS canceled a reality show we never would have watched, anyway, "Secret Talents of the Stars." [NYT]
Scary skinny Terri Hatcher performed a Carrie Underwood song on American Idol. If she weren't Terri Hatcher we might have thought it wasn't half bad.
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