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Ashlee Simpson Sure is Knocked Up

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Is our little sister the only little sister that's not knocked up?

FameCrawler has confirmed (via US Weekly) that Ashlee Simpson has, indeed, been knocked up by her boyfriend turned fiance (we wonder why), Pete Wentz.


Ashlee Simpson is expecting her first child with fiance Pete Wentz.  Simpson, 23, and Wentz, 28, just announced their engagement on Wednesday.  There goes the "First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes baby..." song I was going to sing at their wedding.


All exciting, indeed, but much more pressing: we didn't even know what band Wentz was in until FameCrawler went and ruined it for us. We were  happy to know him only as "Ashlee Simpson's rocker boyfriend fiance baby daddy.

[FameCrawler: CONFIRMED: Ashlee Simpson is Pregnant]


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Posted Apr 14 2008, 03:24 PM
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anl1a said:

Scanner Emily,

Before other commenters get all "What, how could you NOT know he's in ..." let me say that I envy you this lack of knowledge. Now If I could only forget that Pete and Ashlee EXIST...

April 14, 2008 5:41 PM

nico said:

Pete denies it on MTV news!  Hello abortion!

April 15, 2008 9:12 AM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one...so far.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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