Which is less plausible: that Madonna couldn't get her husband to sleep with her, or that there's something called "The Cookie Diet"?
Followers of the diet, including singer Kelly Clarkson and Oscar-winner Jennifer Hudson, eat 800 calories a day for three weeks.
Madonna told an American radio station yesterday: "My husband went on that Cookie Diet and it was such a turn-off because he didn't want to have sex. He's not on it at the moment, thank God.
You may remember there's been some speculation in the past few weeks on the state of Madge's marriage to director Guy Ritchie. On the surface, this would just seem like a wacky tale of marriage -- "Oh, my husband, so nutty!" -- but you tell us: is it a good thing if your marital relations are at the whim of the geniuses at Pepperidge Farms?