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Mean Girls: Paris Hilton Calls Former BFF's Ass "Cottage Cheese Inside a Trash Bag"

Posted by Emily Farris

 

We're not huge fans of the Kardashian family, but we do have to give credit to big sister Kim Kardashian for being publicly proud of her curves—most notably her badunkadunk. Unfortunately, her old pal Paris Hilton is not so proud of her friend's asset.

Yesterday, during a radio interview a DJ asked Paris whether she'd rather have Jessica Simpson's rack or Kim Kardashian's big booty and paris replied:

“Kim’s ass is ewww gross and it looks like cottage cheese inside a trash bag.”


If you're going to criticize something about Kim, let's talk about her friendship with Joe "Boobies" Francis. Plus, we happen to think Kim's ass looks great. But then again we have better things to do than sit around talk about other girls' asses. Oh, wait...


"You all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores. It just makes it okay for guys to call you sluts and whores."

-Tina Fey/ Ms. Norbury, "Mean Girls"

 

[Gabby Babble: Paris Hilton: "Kim's Ass is Ewww Gross"]

[Previously: Mean Girls: Dietician Monica Grenfell]

[Previously: Mean Girls: Dr. Laura Schlessinger]


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Comments

js said:

Pretty ballsy of a girl who looks like a prepubescent boy with saggy little boobies and poor taste in sunglasses and swimsuits.

April 15, 2008 5:12 PM

vivazoya said:

Paris Hilton should talk.  Her bony ass could actually hurt someone.  Bag of bones.  Not THAT'S gross.

April 16, 2008 9:56 PM

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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