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Who Would You Rather, Celebrity Chef Edition: Gordon Ramsay vs. Bobby Flay?

Posted by Emily Farris

Hell's Kitchen with Ramsay or a Throwdown with Flay?

As far as we here at Scanner are concerned (and by "we" I mean me, Scanner Emily), there is nothing sexier than a man who knows his way around the kitchen. The only thing that could possibly be sexier is if said man also knows his way around the female body, is brilliant, and has a beard. While neither of this week's Who Would You Rather? contestants regularly sport facial hair (probably more hygienic that way), both have complete control of their kitchens and are brilliant at what they do. We can only hope they know how to handle a female body as well as they can handle a lamb shank, you know, minus the cutting.

So, which celebrity chef would you rather have cook you dinner and then help you burn off the calories in bed: Gordon Ramsay or Bobby Flay? 


Scanner Emily's full disclosure: I'm a Flay girl, all the way, and not only because he contributed an Eggplant Parmesan recipe to my upcoming cookbook. He's just so damn cute. And "Boy Meets Grill?" Come on!


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sally said:

Gordon Ramsay. No contest.

April 15, 2008 2:14 PM

talkingturnip said:

Forget these two, I'll take Tom Colicchio any day.  That man is hot!

April 15, 2008 2:54 PM

funkybunny said:

mmmmm...neither. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

April 15, 2008 3:10 PM

tartuffed said:

Anthony Bourdain. Is there even a question?

Plus Bobby Flay is married to the DA from Law & Order and I don't want her throwing the book at me. Not to mention he sucks.

April 15, 2008 5:28 PM

just_maibe said:

no doubt about it...Gordon Ramsey.

April 15, 2008 6:58 PM

jaycg said:

Flay.  He finds joy in competition--which means he'd try real hard to make it good for you.

April 15, 2008 8:26 PM

motoko said:

umm..neither, I worked at a party Flay threw and he is a total douche, Ramsay I love, but he is terrifyingly manic.

April 15, 2008 11:57 PM

dragondawn42o said:

I voted Flay, but only because for me it would be one of those grudge fuck situations. I don't like him so much (the aforementioned douchebagness; it comes across on screen IMO), but I think his intensity would be interesting in bed.

Like Tartuffed, I'd really prefer Bourdain. *sigh*

April 16, 2008 3:23 AM

Aaron said:

Bobby Flay for sure; Gordon Ramsay wouldn't like the way you toss his salad

April 16, 2008 1:31 PM

Day said:

I'm with tartuffed, Anthony Bourdain. (though my boyfriend will be annoyed.)

Ramsay is an ass, and yeah, that sells or whatever, but it's too much gone too far.

Bobby Flay just... never did it for me.  I'm sure he's, y'know, perfectly adequate and everything and all, but just not for me.

April 16, 2008 2:08 PM

rowan said:

if i were in that situation: gordon ramsay. the man strives for perfection in the kitchen so i'd like to think that he also strives for perfection in knowing his way around the female form...

that is, if he were not married with a five-year-old.

April 19, 2008 7:10 PM

Suzy Q said:

But but but!  What about Thomas Keller!  Yum!

April 22, 2008 5:18 PM

Jenonymous said:

Gordon Ramsay, twice.  At least twice before dinner, a sleepy third go afterwards, more before breakfast (which he would make from leftovers from the night before) and one more time after.  :D

April 22, 2008 7:30 PM

Rhonda said:

Gordon Ramsay hands down. Especialy in my story I am writing about him. Married ok. but we can still dream. I just recently became a fan and now I can't get enough about him.

May 11, 2008 9:20 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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