And now... Earth Porn??
Heather Firth is an artist, or so she claims. She takes pictures of strange ecological/sexual formations for her website "Earth Erotic." Wait till you see some of these hilariously awful artifacts, in full...
Is that a butthole, a rock, or the end of an uncooked pork sausage link? (By the way, this photo? $800. $8-0-0. Yep.)
We're waiting for someone to send us the road sign that directed Firth to "The World's Hardest Penis" in Sedona, AZ. Seriously, how the hell does she find this weird shit? (And, more importantly, how the hell does she get away with selling these for $200 for an 8-by-ten?)
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