"Custer County Sheriff Mike Burgess resigned Wednesday just as state prosecutors filed 35 felony charges against him, including 14 counts of second-degree rape, seven counts of forcible oral sodomy and five counts of bribery by a public official."
This guy makes working for Halliburton sound suddenly much less frightening. The full story of his escapades, including "A Girls Gone Wild"-style boob-flashing competition...
1) Told one inmate he'd turn her over to the Federalies (George Carlin's least favorite word) if she did not let him do her.
2) Burgess received a blow job from a woman who wanted a cushy trustee gig in prison, then later fired her from the position after she wouldn't go downtown anymore.
3) "Burgess is accused of having sex with a female drug court participant who was in his custody. The crimes are to have occurred between October 2005 and April 2007." Why is this taking so long to come out? Oh, right, they're all snitches who want lighter sentences-- everyone's jumping on the Burgess-bashing bandwagon.
4) "The lawsuit, filed by 12 former inmates, alleges the sheriff's employees had them engage in wet T-shirt contests and offered cigarettes to those who would flash their breasts." We take that back-- Oklahoma's prison system is a way more place to work than Baghdad.
5) Burgess "faces two counts each of sexual battery, rape by instrumentation and subornation of perjury, and one count each of engaging in a pattern of criminal offenses, indecent exposure and kidnapping." He's looking at a maximum sentence of 467 years, although you know he won't last a year as someone's Bitch.
Via CBS News.
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