Chelsea Clinton can't get enough of the gays. And apparently, they can't get enough of her. [Queerty]
Suri Cruise is two-years-old. And still so fucking cute. We just want to squeeze her! [People]
If you are a pedophile, you might enjoy these "sexy" pictures of Miley Cyrus. [JustJared]
The other U.S. American Miss South Carolina will work for the John McCain campaign and like such as. [Wonkette]
We still have our high school class ring somewhere. Do you? What's that all about, anyway? [Neatorama]
Wired reports from the FIRST Robotics Championship. [Wired]
Ever wonder about the origins of Harrison Ford's kind-of dorky earring? Us neither, but you might be interested to know it involved Jimmy Buffet and drunk lunch. [Yahoo!]
When we first learned that Harry Potter star Emma Watson would replace Scarlett Johansson in a Napoleon biopic, we thought about doing a Who Would You Rather? But then we remembered that Emma was just a baby. Turns out she's 18 now. God, they grow up so fast. So, uh, who would you rather? No. Sorry. That's still kind-of wrong. [People]