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Harry Potter A Failure With Real Girls As Well

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Daniel Radcliffe fell in love with a girl last year, although he never learned her name. On Monday, he pulled one of those "The Girl Of My Dreams" stunts and announced his affections in a Daily Telegraph interview. By this morning, the same paper was reporting it had located the exact girl the butt-naked boy wizard star of "Equus" had been pining for...

 

 

But there's a catch... and no, it's not "this might not even be the right girl," which might also turn out to be true...

 

Disclaimer: We had nothing to do with the creation of the above graphic.

Yep, she's taken. He's some spiky-haired Sydney electrician (we're betting you're relieved it's not Corey Worthington) and has been stuck with her wandering eye for three years.

So what? Harry couldn't get with Cho, but he does end up with [NAME REMOVED IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T READ BOOK 7, SLACKER] at the end of the series, so maybe this isn't the end of this particular saga. After all, 23-year old Cassi McKay will be visiting Radcliffe's Britain for four weeks... and the boyfriend is either the coolest guy on the planet or the most clueless:

"It doesn't really worry me if Cassi wants to meet him (while she's overseas). I trust her."

Via the Daily Telegraph. 


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Comments

isaac said:

man, he couldn't even bag Hermione

April 22, 2008 3:27 PM

haley said:

who turns down harry potter? sheesh.

April 23, 2008 6:43 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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