Arnold Schwarzenegger: if I can't run for president, I'll just buy up land until the country is all mine! [Yahoo!]
In other people who are taking over the world: Bill Gates wants to revamp the pharmaceutical industry. [Wired]
You can purchase Barack Obama's sloppy seconds (waffles) on eBay. Get 'em while they're hot! [Wonkette]
Okay, seriously, folks. Why don't rich people just hire poor people to drive them around when they're drunk? [Us Weekly]
Ginnifer Goodwin says her show "Big Love" is "sugar-coated polygamy." You think? [People]
PETA is offering one million dollars to anyone who can create in-vitro meat that looks and tastes as good as the real thing. "In vitro meat production would use animal stem cells that would be placed in a medium to grow and reproduce. The result would mimic flesh and could be cooked and eaten. Some promising steps have been made toward this technology, but we're still several years away from having in vitro meat be available to the general public.... " We'll pass for the juicy steak over there, thanks. [LA Unleashed] [Image]