You went from being up by 25% to winning by a Felliniesque 8.5% and you're telling us you can still win this?
Well, we in the media will play your game, then, since without the Democratic contest going all the way to August, we are totally devoid of ideas for news stories...
A look at the headlines this morning, which span the spectrum from the tabloid-batshit-crazy-desperate-to-keep-it-going to the scientific types who did their homework and find themselves shouted down.
To Clinton, big rebound proves "Yes, She Can" - USA Today
Hillary Raises $2.5 Million And Counting - MyDD
Clinton wins primary, keeping bid alive - International Herald Tribune
Elizabeth Edwards to campaign with Hillary in North Carolina - Fark, via Daily Kos
Students suspended for skipping school to meet Obama. - Yahoo!
Obama Camp: Clinton "just lost her last, best chance" - CNN
Obama shifting foucs from Clinton to McCain - New York Times
Times regretting Hillary endorsement - Gawker, via NYT
"Virtually impossible" for Clinton to win more delegates - Huffington Post
The real winner? John McCain - Time
We'd like to ask the Clinton supporters or anyone, really, if Pennyslvania means Clinton could still win this. What do you think?
Photo: New York Magazine