We hope to write a memoir someday. You know, when we're old, and we've done stuff, and voted in every election and birthed children who've birthed children, and overcome some great adversity or life-threatening disease. Isn't that what memoirs are supposed to be? So what the fuck does fifteen-year-old Miley Cyrus have to write about in her upcoming memoir? And why is she getting paid seven figures to do it?
Miley Cyrus, the 15-year-old teen idol better known as "Hannah Montana," plans to write a memoir about her journey to stardom, the Disney Book Group said on Tuesday.
The book, to be published by Disney-Hyperion Books and scheduled to hit bookshelves next spring, will trace her life from her roots in the Southern United States to Hollywood celebrity and will feature photographs from her famous family.
We sure hope one of those seven figures is a decimal and there are two more following it. We're allowed to be a little bitter about this right? Maybe for the sake of woman kind? Or humanity? Or culture? Or literary non-fiction? Or Joan Didion?
[Reuters: Miley Cyrus plans to write memior]