This week brings us two accused thieves: one a multi-billion dollar American corporation, the other an Indian dude with a seriously flawed "get rich quick" scheme.
According to Katerina Plew, Limited Branks Inc, the company that owns Victoria's Secret, stole her patented idea for the Very Sexy 100-way strapless convertible bra.
Plew had an appointment to meet with a Victoria's Secret executive to whom she had mailed a copy of her patent, as well as a DVD with pictures of a model showing her bra, only to have the appointment abruptly canceled.
"A year later I walked into a Victoria's Secret and there was my bra up on the wall," she said.
And in India, an employee of a sperm bank was arrested for stealing samples, which, unsurprisingly, no one wanted to buy.
Infertility expert Dr. Aniruddha Malpani described the alleged theft as "bizarre" because vials that are not properly labeled would be "worse than useless."
This is what the world has come to, stealing splooge and discrete undergarments. Just thought ya should know.