Mankind's moral authority, Bill O'Reilly, has called a conference to discuss the state of the world now that Miley Cyrus has shown her green bra to the Interwebs.
"Look, we have so few role models, particularly for little girls in this country," he said on his show Wednesday. "She is the main one. I hate to see this.
"Parents all over the country like this girl because she is clean-cut."
In the photos, he said she "is kinda doing a teasy, peek-a-boo thing."
"She's 14 in these pictures — that is the problem," he added. "She's 14, and and the guy [is] obviously older [in the photos]."
Boy, does he have a lot to learn about 14-year-old girls.
[Us Weekly: Bill O'Reilly Calls for Conference to Discuss Racy Miley Cyrus Pics]