The creepiest dude you never met held his own daughter hostage in his basement for 24 years and fathered seven children with her. [CNN]
MySpace karaoke might be a great idea if MySpace would ever fucking load on our computer. [Yahoo!]
Joe "Boobies" Francis is "very surprised and in fact amazed" that Ashley Alexandra Dupre is suing him. [Us Weekly]
Jamie Lee Curtis thinks that Miley Cyrus' parents should have protected her from the wrath of Vanity Fair. [People]
Okay, maybe the orangutang isn't smarter than us—yet!—but it is spear fishing. Can you do that? [Neatorama]