According to the Metro UK, our foremost source of nude-themed news and random sexual interest stories, there's a movement to add the pursuit of sexual happiness for women to the Ecuadorian constitution. Why are some in Ecuador anxious to guarantee sexual satisfaction to the ladies?
Assembly member Maria Soledad Vela, who belongs to President Rafael Correa's party and sits on a committee defining fundamental constitutional rights, said women have traditionally been seen as sexual objects or in a solely reproductive role in Ecuador.
On Monday, Vela said the right to sexual enjoyment means ensuring women can make free, responsible and informed decisions about their sex lives.
We would like to be deployed to Ecuador to help secure and preserve this right in any way necessary. Seriously, weapons, brute force, covert operations, we can handle it. Just keep the Peace Corp out of there, or everyone will end up with crabs.