Looks like we saved the internet a long, long time ago. But seriously, a woman on a quest for net neutrality claims she will have sex with any virgin who has been working to defend net neutrality. We don't really understand her methodology, but we like it.
Net neutrality geeks, your lady awaits — and she's pretty hot — as do your terms of service.
She kind-of has that Ashley Alexandra Dupre look going on, no? But we think she's even hotter considering she's an activist. We love us some activists here at Scanner. Anyway, if you're a virgin and you're reading this (do virgins read Scanner?) and would like a romp with Tania, make sure you can agree to the following terms:
Applicants must be 18yrs old or above
Condom must be used, except if the applicant prefers to release his semen upon Tania's body without any oral or vaginal contact
Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs
Multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance
If anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity
applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)
Applicant agrees that in the event of the applicant infringing upon Terms of Service during the process of the act, Tania is not responsible for any Genital injury that the applicant may suffer
Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons
Got milk? Sign-up at Tania's website, Don't Stay a Virgin.
On another note, does anyone know if this is legit, or even legal?
(Thanks, JT!)