Penguin will soon publish a book about the Eliot Spitzer sex scandal. [Yahoo!]
Is Clay Aiken's new song "a cry for homo help?" [Queerty]
Someone forgot to tell our bank account that the economy is flourishing. (P.S. Bloggers don't get the $600 check.) [Wonkette]
Sienna Miller wants someone to put a baby in her, right now. [People]
Casting directors are looking for a pregnant Charlize Theron look-a-like. [MollyGood]
Paula Abdul critiqued two of a performer's songs on American Idol last night. Problem is, he only sang one. [Us Weekly]
"Twilight" author Stephanie Meyer will release her first adult sci-fi novel "The Host" next week. [Yahoo!]
Could it be true? Is Snoop Dogg collaborating with Lindsay Lohan on her next album? We keep forgetting she's a "singer." [FOX]