Not only can we not afford to go to the UK these days, we almost don't want to. British Parliament has just passed a law—that goes into effect next week—banning certain kinds of "extreme" porn. Once the Brits figure out what the hell "extreme" means, exactly, they'll have about 100 hours to get it the hell out of their homes, because even owning it will be illegal.
Apparently this is the government's reaction to a murder case involving an attacker who compulsively looked at "extreme" porn. True or not, it sounds a lot like the time a British official made up that story about the twins who were separated at birth and later married, only to push his political agenda.
[Fleshbot]