Could you even view 780,000 porn sites in nine months if you tried? Okay, you probably could. And it sounds like a dream job, right? One man had that job for a while, except he was supposed to be doing government work instead.
The 57-year-old man, who works for the city of Kinokawa in southern Japan, was punished—but not fired—after his superiors discovered his habit when his computer became infected with a virus. How he didn't get a virus after the first 3,000 hits is beyond us. How no one questioned what he was doing with his time is also beyond us.
If the BBC's math is correct, he hit about 20 porn sites for each minute he was on the computer, or about 10,000 per day. We would say that qualifies as a "shitton." To be fair, though, when you click on one porn site a bazillion more windows open up, but still, this man was nothing if not dedicated.
Too bad he wasn't fired; we really want his job.
[BBC: Japan worker in 780,000 porn hits]