We're kind-of sad to report that the Marilyn Monroe sex tape has been "fully debunked" by the FBI, whatever that means. [Radar]
Maybe it's the band geek in us, but we got way too excited over this video of synchronized metronomes. [Didn'tYouHear?]
Uma Thurman's stalker says he "didn't mean to scare her." [Yahoo!]
Paula Abdul thinks no one understands her. Um, she's right. [People]
But not to worry, her job is safe. [MTV]
Tom Cruise and Oprah revisited the whole jumping on the couch thing today and she confessed to him, "I was a little nervous coming up this morning, I have to admit, because you and I have not sat down for a real conversation since the sofa incident.". [Us Weekly]