Last week Arizona State University had its first "undie run." Apparently "undie runs" and white girls throwing up gang signs have a fair amount of overlap.
If you went to a school full of brooding, judgmental, chain-smokers like we did, you may not know what an "undie run" is. Allow us to explain yet again: it's where people "run" in their "undies" and maybe are really drunk and obnoxious depending on what to you qualifies as drunk and obnoxious. Plus laid. The undie runners who managed not to pass out drunk and obnoxious in the bushes were massively laid.
Of course there's video of "undie run." And, of course, we've linked it below.
See the song in the video just reaffirms that, try as we might, we cannot hang with the undie run. All those drunken 20-year-olds stripping off their clothes, donating them to (we kid you not!) the Valley Christian Center, and letting their parts wag around--we expect nothing less from the school that gave us Courtney Simpson, the 22-year-old retired porn star who made 250 movies in two years and once performed in her ASU Sun Devils cheerleading uniform. We can smell the Axe Body Spray from here, and honestly we don't want to be in the same country let alone the same campus as this event.