With his child pornography trial finally set to begin in Chicago tomorrow, R. Kelly is distracting himself with more important things, like his new single "Hair Braider" and dedicating the splash page of his website to some tight-ass hair braids. Needless to say, he wants your pictures.
R. Kelly asked people to upload pictures of their braids to his site. But so far the gallery is lots of women (and a few men) with hair as straight as ours and no braids, who, for some reason, really want to be judged harshly at r-kelly.com.
But there are some nice braids in there, too (mostly dudes)—even some tight ones, just the way R. Kelly likes them.
Also, did someone upload a picture of his mom as a joke? Because we don't think this lady would actually upload a picture of herself to R. Kelly's website.
[R. Kelly]