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Eva Mendes Does Incredibly Hot Vogue Photo Shoot

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Thank God, these are so NSFW it's not even funny...

First off, what are these pictures supposed to be of? Some 1950s Italian movie stars? We're very confused by magazines like Vogue-- they always seem to be unsure what their own point is.

As for Eva, if she's trying to become the next Paris Hilton (or Sasha Grey), these will surely help raise her to that status-- a tart. Not that we mind that-- after all, she's in movies like We Own the Night and Ghost Racer or whatever it's called, so we don't actually respect her as an actress anyway...

 

 

 

Don't miss this photo, which is mind-blowingly hot and involves lingerie, heels, and being bent over a table... don't say we didn't warn you! 

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kate said:

Wow, is this what it takes to get a woman of color in Vogue?

May 12, 2008 6:32 PM

JoMars said:

I respect her as an actress. She was in Out of Time with Denzel and Training Day and I thought Stuck on You was pretty funny. Plenty of actors make movies they may not be proud, or maybe she is, I mean hey it was paying the bills. She's gorgeous and talented.

May 12, 2008 7:12 PM

ivyliciousss said:

Are you kidding? "We're confused by magazines like Vogue"

I doubt your coworkers are confused by a FASHION magazine, one that's very adept at selling refined fantasies.

These photos of Eva are gorgeous, and really hot. Tart? Hardly.Stay on the political beat, please...

May 13, 2008 12:46 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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