Ok, we can almost guarantee that R. Kelly will have a worse day than you, because after six long years of putting it off for this reason or that closet, his child pornography trial will supposedly begin today, as scheduled. But would you believe us if we told you he tried to delay it, yet again?
Because he did. His lawyers claimed that there was already too much media attention surrounding the trial:
Kelly's defense team hopes the judge will delay the proceedings based on their contention that recent news coverage has made it impossible for the singer to have a fair trial. In a sealed motion filed Wednesday, Kelly's attorneys cite weekend stories describing closed-door hearings in which Cook County Judge Vincent Gaughan ruled a woman could testify to having had a three-way sexual encounter with Kelly and the alleged victim in the video tape.
R. (is it okay if we call you "R?"), when the going gets tough, just remember that you can do anything you put your mind to. Plus, it's Friday and think of all the kinky kitchen sex you can get in between tonight and Monday.
P.S. We totally sang that in our high school chamber choir.
[Chicago Tribune: After nearly six years, R. Kelly child pornography trial seems like a go]