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How To Have Sex With Random, Beautiful Women: Establish a Totalitarian Regime

Posted by Emily Farris

  

We hope this guy was joking when he asked, via Google Answers, "How can I get random, beautiful women to sleep with me immediately, for free, with no commitment, no questions asked, all the time?" 

While he only offered $2.00 for the answer, we think the one he got was priceless.


The best way to get random, beautiful women to sleep with you immediately for free, with no commitment, no questions asked, all of the time, is to establish totalitarian control over a country, while building a cultlike following around yourself.  Establishing a simple cult is not enough, since you would have to get the women to subscribe to your ideology before being able to brainwash them to the level where they immedately sleep with you for free.  You will also need a strong military to crack down on desent and free will among your people, to keep anybody from opposing your own desires.

The best example of this is the impoverished country of North Korea. Kim Jong Il in particular is reaping the rewards of his father's efforts to establish total control over the North Korean people.  As a result of this totalitorian regime build around support for The Dear Leader, son of The Great Leader, here is an article which details how Kim Jong Il established his own "pleasure team":

https://www.freenorthkorea.net/archives/freenorthkorea/000714.html

Although Kim Jong Il requires his women to have several months of training before they may service him, if you achieve the proper level of brainwashing and control over your people, you should be able to just walk up to any woman and bed them within minutes if you so choose.

The answer of how best to establish such a totalitarian regime is beyond the scope of this question, but for an overview on the history and founding of North Korea, I recommend "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Understanding North Korea" by Dr. C. Kenneth Quinones and Joseph Tragert (ISBN 1-59257-169-7), from which you may be able to learn some helpful techniques.


Now, if he wasn't joking, he should probably invest in a real doll because with an attitude like that, no woman in her right mind would sleep with him.

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Comments

Marcel said:

What about women who are not-so-in-their right mind?

May 13, 2008 4:59 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one...so far.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Nicole Pasulka is a Brooklyn writer and editor who's always on the lookout for the dirty. Her other virtual home is at The Morning News, where things are squeaky clean most of the time.

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