We'll never think of Folsom Prison the same way again. [Fleshbot]
Ultra-Orthodox residents of Jerusalem have demanded a "Sex and the City" movie billboard be taken down because it contains the word "sex." Hm, "And the City," kind-of sounds like our life lately. [Defamer]
Buffy the Vampire Slayer has officially become college curriculum. Maybe it's finally time for us to start watching. [elPasoTimes]
Ted Kennedy's recent seizure was apparently caused by a brain tumor. So sad. [NYT]
Chocolate-covered bacon? We'll take 17, please. [Slog]
Giant carnivorous mice make us think of those scary rats from The Princess Bride, except scarier, because they're real. [Guardian]
Yeah, Ellen Degeneres should not get married because homosexuality is just like polygamy, according to a crazy woman who is "concerned for women" and, apparently, marriage. [Queerty]