Miss Great Britain 2008, in the elongated form of Gemma Garrett, will be splayed across a ballot box near you on Thursday...
If, of course, you're lucky enough to live in the UK.
“I’m campaigning on lots of different issues but the main one is about pay for British troops. They should be on a premium salary when they’re in war zones and away from their families, even when they’re in Northern Ireland."
In her ruthless and relentless grab at power on the newly formed Beauties For Britain ticket (we're not kidding), beginning her rise with a simple quest for Membership in Parliament, she has met with strong and solid opposition, including jealousy at her good looks, particularly from the elderly:
She shouted at me: ‘Do you even know how to spell Britain?’ I couldn’t believe it. “I just walked away even though I was quite angry about it. I thought that was the best way for an ambassador for Britain to behave." [Daily Star]
Hear, hear, Gemma. Take the high road, even if that means no more of these hot, hot photos of you once you're in office. (But please do continue to be amazingly hot, have your heart in the right place, and if there's a good sex scandal in the works, please let us know before the Mail gets it.)
For more pictures, see the Daily Star story and gallery, with additional photos here.